the cake theory... :

the cake theory to the affects of poverty in the world. give them cakes and bubbles.- john lennon

so the world is a cake it uses all the elements and they are all mixed together and they make a creatition. seems a bit strange eh. we cannot get to the centre of the earth because there is too much jam.  and the people that make it nver come bacck cus they get stuck

-naddy (me)

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yes lol

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This is utterly revolting

what's wrong with cake? XD

Ugh it makes me sick! And to think we're living on one like little sugar decorations! ooooooh *Zoe faints dramatically*

oooh no!!! *runs to save you

*Zoe gains a lot of weight suddenly and squishes naddy like a little bug. Stramberry jam runs out across the floor and drips all over everyone who reads this forum.*

"I knew I shouldn't have turned into a cannabal and eaten all those sugar people. But they tasted so gooood; like sugar!" said Zoe, a boudoir finger hanging out her mouth.

ooooh *naddy screams for help, and gasps for air, zoe disserpears and naddy is swimming in oceans of strawberry jam with no one alive in sight as zoe had ate all of them...naddy thinks a moment then she realises..hmmmm maybe i shud try to melt all the jam into a heap with my breath, and then use it as a trampoline*

Okay, we've gone way too far now. What started off as some friendly stage directions has now turned into a scene of bloody massacre and cannabalistic porn.

And in what circumstance is it possible to melt jam by breathing and then use it as a surface on which to bounce?

Come on now guys, this is getting silly.

well well it is possible to melt jam by breathing and useing it as a surface to bounce because there is so much of it and its in a heap so its squidgey and squidgey things are fun to jump on and may as well be trampolines.

Yes. Most certainly. It has been confirmed.

My problem is now in the breath melting. The matter lies within whether it is possible to melt a substance of which the consistency appears very much in liquid format. I agree, it does have its solid attributes, but it's main texture and characteristics are that of a liquid. I also fail to see how breath, a somewhat warm air flutter, can melt anything.

Now, I have just realised that jam is in fact a solid, and my liquid jam, is badly out of date. I apologise for any discomfort or hardships you or your family have encountered.

hahahhaa mm jam on toast

Jam.

Is.

A.

Liquid.

Okay.

nooo

wait!

It's both.

Says it on wiki-answers